Cookie Monsters
The Cookie Monsters-
When I speak of cookie monsters, I’m not speaking of the cute electric blue character we remember from childhood that goes bat shit crazy wanting to devour every cookie in site. I’m speaking of the cookie monsters out there that are seeking to get a birds eye view of some of our cookies. Now this is not a blog to bash on men. There are just as many female cookie monsters out there curious to get a peek of the cookie.
You might be trying to figure out what I’m talking about, what cookie? So let me help some of you out, the cookie; the vagina, the pussy, snatch, beaver, twat, panty hamster, pink taco, poontang, bearded clam, meat sleeve, coochie and vajayjay. Call it whatever you want but it’s all the same thing, a pussy. They come in all shapes and sizes. Some are tight, some are not . Kegel exercise can help get back some of tightness you might desire.
Some are wet, some need a little lube to achieve easy entry. Some are shaved, some are in need of a little mowing. Some have tattoos, some are pierced and some are bedazzled . Whatever yours might be, it’s your prerogative to share or not share it with the world. And I will say that I’m sure for those of us that have shared a pussy pic or two with those we might want to entice, excite, entertain or just help get off… Those pictures I’m sure are floating out there in cyberspace somewhere.
I’ll be the first to say, yes I have sent a lot of pussy pics to past boyfriends and friends with benefits and I have posed nude. I did this with no fear or remorse that others might unexpectedly see my cookie. Now this is where the cookie monsters come to life. I made the decision to put my cookie out there. Regardless of the reason, it was my choice and I’m well over 18 so I did this without causing any legal action on myself.
Now I have a very happy and eager cookie. It hums at me often, always letting me know it wants to be fed. I will feed it myself with various sized meals ( hope you’ll know what I mean ;)) . Or I get it fed by a well skilled cookie monster. Now I can’t write this blog without saying that I absolutely enjoy having my cookie eaten. There’s various ways to eat my cookie, but I’ll save that story for another blog. Let me just say that there’s lots of tongue and fingers involved. I don’t even mind a bit of fisting once in a great while.
Regardless of whatever I do or how I share my cookie , it is my business and I don’t give a fuck what others might think of me and my cookie. Now with that being said, I need to address the issues that I’m having with some of those other cookie monsters out there.
I’m an uber sexual women, very confident in how I am sexual. I write very naughty blogs and share very very naughty stories and details for my sexual colorful life. I know that there will be some messages, listeners or people on the back channels who think that just because my writing and verbage might be X rated, has given them the belief that I’m just going to strip my panties off, spread eagle and give you an up close and personal view of my cookie. Now if you ask me once I’m going to probably giggle and politely decline. If you ask a second time I will be a little more clear that my cookie is only seen by those whom I have a special connection with. If you ask me a third time, I’m going to be rather firm and tell you NO! Don’t get me wrong, it’s exciting to know others might want to see my cookie, but it’s not like it’s a Redbox movie rental. You can’t just rent it and watch for a while and return it. So in many ways this goes back to that old standard…. No means no.
So to those cookie monsters out there who have the expectation that I’m going to just lift my skirt and let you enjoy my cookie, you are going to be disappointed. My cookie will not be put out there just because. So please stop asking. If you can’t refrain from asking or you just don’t understand the world no, please know I won’t respond or I’ll block you.
The purpose of my blog and podcast is to educate, enlighten and entertain. If what I write about might make you want to see what I look like or what my cookie looks like, that makes me feel like I’m serving my purpose. However, my cookie will not be available to view, taste or any other idea you cookie monsters may have.
