Blue Balls

Blue Balls

I’ve heard the expression “Blue Balls” so many times in my life. The verbage itself can give you an image of what “Blue Balls” might mean. Basically it means that a guy hasn’t blown his load , busted his nut, got milked, gotten his rocks off or unloaded some baby batter. Now from the various conversations I”ve had with guy friends, friends of husbands, male co-works and even my brothers, “Blue Balls’ ‘ is rather unpleasant, uncomfortable and frustrating. However, there is something I don’t quite understand. If “Blue Balls” means you just haven’t shot your love gun in a while, then why not just rub one out? Wouldn’t it just be easier to relieve yourself of this build up?

I’m certain that unloading this banked dong dough from your reproductive rod with someone, on someone, in someone is much more favorable, at least that has been my experience. Having someone help with waxing the kielbasa , I’m sure it’s much more pleasurable than doing it alone, believe me I know.

Women can also have a form of “Blue Balls”, It’s called “Blue Bean”. Of course the bean is the
the clit. The build up is basically when women get sexually aroused and don’t get the opportunity to get off. Now I’ve had the unpleasant experience of a “Blue Bean ”.
This usually happens when I’ve not had an opportunity to play and give myself an orgasm. Or if I’ve engaged in phone sex or sexting and I really just need to hide away in my car, lock myself in my office or tuck myself away in a bathroom stall to take care of this plump and throbbing “Blue Bean” of mine.

It can get so sensitive that even the slightest rub from my panites or the seam in my jeans, will get me going and I’m fixed with the one goal in mind, to relieve that build up in my “Blue Bean”. Just a few pass overs with one of my fav clit sucker toys and my eyes are rolling in the back of my head, my thighs start trimble and I can feel my warm white ooze about to gash out.

Now of course it’s so much pleasurable and fun to get some help with releasing my “Blue Bean”. Just the right amount of flicks from a very velvety tongue or the aggressive rubbing of some very firm fingers can absolutely help me get my “O” and relieve this troublesome build up of sexual tension that makes me a grumpy and on edge Bedroom Beast. I don’t however experience this offen, after all I’m a serial masterbater and damn proud of it.